Who's a good looking Pig?

I am sick and tired of mucking around. Who is the best looking one around here? I have huffed and puffed over that question all day trying to get that one over! I started arguing with geese at dawn this morning. Now the sheep think their new lambs are the best looking. How they say that I don’t know? Yes they are cute but all they do is ba baa all day long.  I know the chickens think they are good looking in fact they woke me up this morning cock a doodling that they are the best looking on “The Fields of Plenty” I wish someone would just tell me please.